why girl die cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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