guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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This sentance contains three errers

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

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