What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Hail Heetluh

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whats a dick a dick

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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