Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

live or die you decide to late time to die

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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