What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Happy Monday!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Make me famous

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Paper shield.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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