What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Melbourne Football Club.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Nuneaton..

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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