Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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