Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Jayden Eccles

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Neil is a reterd.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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