What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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