What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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mental kid

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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