- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

69.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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