Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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