Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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