Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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the bible

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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