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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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