why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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deez nuts

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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