What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Women"s Rights

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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