- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

whats good about poland... fukk all

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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