Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Penis.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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