Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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