Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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minecraft

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Women's sports

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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