How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Nickelback

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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