Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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cms.......?????

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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thumbs up!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Covietz has a large penis

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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