A seal walks into a club.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Rebecca Black

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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