What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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