What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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I like pom

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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