3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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knock knock? come in

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Suck pussy

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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