What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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