Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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fruit salad?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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