- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

soccer

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Mitt Romney

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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