Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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#IHateHashtags

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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involved parents.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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