Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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