What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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