two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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WNBA

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Knock, Knock ...

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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