Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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women's rights

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Me Neither.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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