NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

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