A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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