The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Hello Braydon

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

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