How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Womens rights

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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