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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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