Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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