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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Your adopted.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

women's rights

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

don't look behind you

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