- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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