So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Male penises.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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