why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Gadaffi

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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