A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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