- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog? Bark

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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