A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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