What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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