Gretta has five legs? -no

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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