What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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