What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Anti Joke

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