What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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knock knock no ones home

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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