Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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