Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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