Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

youre gay

thumb_up thumb_down +57

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops