Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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nolan is gay

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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lebron

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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