Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where's the soap?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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