What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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