"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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The joke below me is retarded

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