- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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