In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Faithful men.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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