Liars go to hell! -God

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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