Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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The dewey decimal system

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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