- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Guess what? Holocaust

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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