What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Nobody cares.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Guest what in the butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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