Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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