Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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women's rights

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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don't look behind you

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Hey, you have small hands.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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