What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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