There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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