A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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