A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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My Girlfriend

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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