Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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