Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Hey, Max!!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Anti Joke

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