- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Hello, nice to meet you.

Hi colton

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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