What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Obama

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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An antijoke

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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