Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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