Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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