What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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