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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Justin Bieber

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A black man in a country bar.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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