Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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there was once a jew

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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