Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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