- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Obama

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Flop dog

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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