A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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