- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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