Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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im saul and i love cock

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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