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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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