What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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