whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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