How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man... walks.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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i found waldo.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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