Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Penis!

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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hi

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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