Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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