What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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