A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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first

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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My mom

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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toast points

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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the WNBA

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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