Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Yanter, Look it up

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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I love you

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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people magazine

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Dont look at me.

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