Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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