- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Land Rovers

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

minorities

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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