Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Where's my tractor?

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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