Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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