A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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nick toth

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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