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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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The government

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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