Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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CAS

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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