What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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42.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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porn-hub

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Justin Bieber.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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bacon

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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I have a horse.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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