If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Harry Styles

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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