why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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