- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Sonic

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Matt is not funny.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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