What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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a man said hi.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Potato

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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