Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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This is an anti-joke.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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