Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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a man said hi.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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